Korean NPCs

As a Korean struggling to escape from NPCness, let me tell you how a Korean NPC thinks.

• Happiness lies in getting into med school and becoming a doctor.
• There is no “Korean Steve Jobs” because our education system obliterates creativity.
• If you become a government worker, your life is set because you’re guaranteed a pension.
• Never trust Korean media. New York Times and CNN are the most trustworthy media in the world.
• Waiting in line for hours to enter a trendy restaurant is solely for my pleasure(It’s not for Instagram).
• Moving to Australia, Canada, or the US will solve my problems in Korea.
• K-pop has nothing to do with online propaganda.
• To get married, you need a stable job and apartment.